Here’s a Friday funny for you: my friend put me onto a hilarious website called “Kill or cure“, which classifies inanimate objects on the basis of whether British newspaper the Daily Mail says they cause cancer or cure it.

Metal, according to the Daily Mail, causes cancer, but nobody panic, iron and zinc prevent it.

Nuts prevent cancer, but peanuts cause it.  Cod liver oil can give you cancer, but fish oils will protect you.  Are you still with me?!

Absolutely hilarious.

See also: the Daily Mail Oncological Ontology Project